That's me over there (in the photo, I'm not actually in your house or anything because that would just be weird... Unless I know you, in which case it wouldn't be weird and I know I'm typing nonsensical nonsense here but it's in brackets so you'll pretty much ignore it anyway) I thought I'd post a photo because it'll help us reach a whole new level of friendship right here, right now.
So 'Hi' I guess, let's get to it.
Stay gold pony boy (or pony lady).